Hilarious sports Quotes

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

— Jerry Rice

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted

— George Best

Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

— Alex Rodriguez

I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl.

— Russ Grimm

I want your heart, I want to eat your children.

— Mike Tyson

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at…

— Chuck LaMar

Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

— Doug Plank

When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.

— Randy Moss

I led the league in go get 'em next time.

— Bob Uecker

He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.

— Scottie Pippen

Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.

— Terrell Owens

I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers.

— Bill Belichick

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling…

— Matt Stairs

I don't want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win.

— Sherman Douglas

That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.

— John Lambie

Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour…

— Shannon Sharpe

To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too.

— Matt Millen

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

— Terry Venables

Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.

— Shelby Metcalf

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

— Steve Spurrier