Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes? Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have I t. *10 minutes later* Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE! — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
I waited for you last night, and I fell asleep with the phone in my palm. when I woke up the next morning, I… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
SO e'rbodddddyyyyyyyyy holla @ this retarded seal I call my scar sister (we knew we weren't sister but we knew we'll be scar sisters… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes? Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have I t. *10 minutes later* Mom: I SWEAR… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
WHAT THE HELL? today I saw a quote that said 'like if you hate when hot boys like ugly girls!' did you ever stop… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
Today, I was sitting on the toilet. I asked my bf to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so but They… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
Went to the salon to have frizzy hair OMG looks so nice <333 thx nine zero for this cut ! — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
-Hey Mrs Morgan -WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME AT 2 IN THE MORNING? you can only text me for Math homework! -Oh sorry... are… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he your boyfriend?… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
We aren't the girls who get 42 'likes' on our Facebook pictures, We aren't the girls that act dumb to get the guys, or… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
So today my dad and I were sitting in the living room. My sister was walking by on her way to her room when… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
Swedish House Mafia Concert but couldn't hv fun cuz Luke got concert jailing 4 boozing under age --' — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
