Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. — Gene Perret Copy Share
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf… — Gene Perret Copy Share
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever." — Gene Perret Copy Share
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. — Gene Perret Copy Share
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. — Gene Perret Copy Share
"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive. — Gene Perret Copy Share
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space. — Gene Perret Copy Share
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. — Gene Perret Copy Share
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. — Gene Perret Copy Share
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with. — Gene Perret Copy Share
It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and… — Gene Perret Copy Share
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. — Gene Perret Copy Share
My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel. — Gene Perret Copy Share
