Being a Baptist won't keep you from sinning, but it'll sure as hell keep you from enjoying it. — Jimmy Dean Copy Share Image
But childhood prolonged, cannot remain a fairyland. It becomes a hell. — Louise Bogan Copy Share Image
It takes two to create a heaven, but hell can be accomplished by one. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Some wish to live within the sound of a chapel bell, I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know a lot of angry liberals right now. Hell, I know a lot of angry vegans. — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
Heaven is laying in my sweet baby's arms, hell is when my baby's not here. — Waylon Jennings Copy Share Image
The devil, my friends, is a woman just now. 'Tis a woman that reigns in Hell. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version. Go to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Once a crowd chased me for an autograph. 'Beat it, ' I said, 'go sit on a tack!' 'We made you, '… — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
It may be that Emerson is going to hell, but of one thing I am certain; he will change the climate there,… — Edward Taylor Copy Share Image
Riches and power, what is there more in the world? For money answereth all things-that is, all but soul concerns. It can… — John Bunyan Copy Share Image
I don't know what the hell the future brings. If I did, I would play the lotto and win the mega millions… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
Once upon a time, the most successful Democratic leader of them all, FDR, looked south and said I see one third of… — Zell Miller Copy Share Image
It got more exciting with each war. I mean the planes were going faster than hell when I was flying a Mustang,… — Robin Olds Copy Share Image
And I am convinced that nothing can ever separate us from Gods love. Neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah. — Gretchen Wilson Copy Share Image
The secret is that when you've been pitched head first into hell you just write about it — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Copy Share Image
If we're all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down — James St. James Copy Share Image
It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A cold, self-righteous prig who goes regularly to church may be far nearer to Hell than a prostitute. — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Probably these children were not demonic. Possibly they were quite typical. But collectively, they were hell.” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
“If you are going to do anything at all, amount to anything at all, get the hell out of your way and… — L.R. Claude Copy Share Image
All souls in hell are there because they did not pray. All the saints sanctified themselves by prayer. — Alphonsus Liguori Copy Share Image
Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no! — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
If they tell the police, the police will find out she was driving, and her career will be put into hell. — Nicholas Mosley Copy Share Image
You know when your friend loves you when you been through hell and back with her — Brittany Miller Copy Share Image
People think I'm rich and I'm making all this money off these rocket launches. Hell I'm on Medicaid! — Mike Hughes Copy Share Image
“Every time you hear a car alarm, Ruby said, another New Yorker has gone to hell.” — Tom Spanbauer Copy Share Image
God, in his infinite wisdom, hid Hell in he middle of Paradise, to keep us on our toes. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
It's funny - it's called 'The Voice,' but I sure as hell didn't have the best voice on the show. I'll admit… — Cassadee Pope Copy Share Image
Hell will freeze over and the Devil will ice skate before______ (YOU CAN FILL IN THE BLANK WITH ANYTHING) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I doubt God would want to touch America's tax code, since it is already located in the third rung of Hell. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have earned a lot in life, Haters who don't want me to see in Heaven and Lovers who love me like… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image