Has anyone seen me on Letterman? Two million people watch that show and I don't know where they are. You might have… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Moscow was, as some said, the most beautiful mistress a man could ever want, but never cross her: like any good woman,… — Marjorie M. Liu Copy Share Image
Hey, here's a way to stop suicide bombings - give the Palestinians a bunch of missile-firing Apache helicopters and let them and… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're… — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
The God of Hell should be held in loathing, contempt and scorn. A God who threatens eternal pain should be hated, not… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
When you Love.. you Expect.. Once u start Expecting.. u have Hope.. Hopes in return makes you to put Trust.. and Trust… — Abhijeet Sawant Copy Share Image
There is nothing frightening about an eternal dreamless sleep. Surely it is better than eternal torment in Hell and eternal boredom in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The theology of the average colored church is basing itself far too much upon Hell and Damnation-upon an attempt to scare people… — W. E. B. Du Bois Copy Share Image
What happened in the '70s was albums and concerts began making a hell of a lot more money, and then the suits… — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
I dont know if hell exists, but there sure as hell are some people who dont belong in heaven. — Ben Harper Copy Share Image
The United Nations was set up not to get us to heaven, but only to save us from hell. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Oh, Mona, we're all damned fools! Some of us just have more fun with it than others. Loosen up, dear! Don't be… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
Absolute Evil is not the kingdom of hell. The inhabitants of hell are ourselves, i.e., those who pay our painful, embarrassing, humanistic… — V. S. Pritchett Copy Share Image
I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, "What the hell is this? This person's happy!" You need internal conflict.… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
As if I can find where either hell or heaven is I'll tell you which these either you will go because I'm… — Tivea Copy Share Image
Ive never seen a more terrifying film than 'The Bababook'. It will scare the hell out of you as it did me. — William Friedkin Copy Share Image
My daughter is 15. None of her friends know who the hell Chris Rea is, but they know that song - as… — Chris Rea Copy Share Image
I've always been frightened of karaoke, so I've never tried it. Karaoke scares the hell out of me! — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I would not favour a fiction to keep a whole world out of hell. The hell that a lie would keep any… — George MacDonald Copy Share Image
We are saved from nothing if we are not saved from sin. Little sins are pioneers of hell. The backslider begins with… — James Howell Copy Share Image
You have been to Hell and Back. On your long way to redemption, some demons have rode your coattails. To truly recover,… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
Why were a few, or a single one, made at all, if only to exist in order to be made eternally miserable,… — Immanuel Kant Copy Share Image
I've been very fortunate with my three spec scripts - which is sort of my thematic trilogy of the American Frontier. With… — Taylor Sheridan Copy Share Image
The gates of hell will not be able to withstand these people! They are people who will build a new prototype for… — Chuck Pierce Copy Share Image
“I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of Genius; which to Angels look like torment and insanity.” — William Blake Copy Share Image
Anybody that says I don't have any experience in immigration cases doesn't know what the hell they're talking about. — Michael Avenatti Copy Share Image
I did make a solo album in my house when I was there. And because I was just afraid of flying, I… — Christine McVie Copy Share Image
There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
I used to agree with Kurt Vonnegut, who said that the human race has a snowball's chance in hell of being around… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make heaven of Hell, and a hell of Heaven. — John Milton Copy Share Image
This religion teaches that 6,000 years ago God made the first man out of dust - not even mud - and the… — Charles Chilton Moore Copy Share Image
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Saint Teresa, as the Roman Rota attests, never fell into any mortal sin; but still Our Lord showed her the place prepared… — Alphonsus Liguori Copy Share Image
How many souls have been blown into hell with the wind of popular applause? — Thomas Watson Copy Share Image
What you consistently speak with emotional intensity, you will experience, you will create, and you will become. The words that you speak… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image