I got a camera, the stamina, some whips, and some chains; how about we swag it up, rip it off and drink some champagne? — Crap Copy Share
Sometimes I make up stories to go along with the pictures I find. And I always wish they would happen to me. — Crap Copy Share
When you find out that the food you've been eating is hurting your health... No... They wouldn't hurt me, they're my friends... — Crap Copy Share
Sometimes I purposefully brush against strangers that I think are attractive, then say sorry and smile. — Crap Copy Share
