“The secret o' health, happiness and success is deep breathing, buttermilk instead o' beer, your bedroom window open, a penny a week and a mind weel disciplined.” — Neil Munro Copy Share Image
“There's ten thousand wyes a hen can get into a gairden, but only the wan wye she can get oot, and it's gey ill… — Neil Munro Copy Share
“That's richt. When we were campaignin' wi' Marlborough oor lads had mony time to sleep wi' the canon dirlin' aboot them. Ye get us'd… — Neil Munro Copy Share
“The secret o' health, happiness and success is deep breathing, buttermilk instead o' beer, your bedroom window open, a penny a week and a… — Neil Munro Copy Share
