Having nine brothers and sisters, you have to stand out. In order to get on the stage with me and Shawn and Marlon and Keenan and Kim, you have to be funny. We're not going to let you in the… — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling… — Damon Wayans Copy Share
It's hard for me to play this loving, supportive father/husband/ friend on TV but be the guy in life that is telling everyone, 'I… — Damon Wayans Copy Share
Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who stops yourself. — Damon Wayans Copy Share
My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer. — Damon Wayans Copy Share
The beautiful thing about having family that has diabetes is knowing what not to do. I got an uncle that thinks insulin is supposed… — Damon Wayans Copy Share
Do not attempt to challenge my authority. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots into a well-discipline cadet unit. From this… — Damon Wayans Copy Share
You know what Bill Cosby did wrong? He started criticizing young black men. — Damon Wayans Copy Share
Save yer breath! That's just another long list of lies perpetrated by The Man to keep a brutha down! — Damon Wayans Copy Share
