“Poor Kenneth probably thinks you are having an affair behind my back. He kept trying to get me back into the store.… — Electa Graham Copy Share Image
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
There's certainly more chance of me winning 'Strictly' than having an affair with my dance partner, but you know, who knows? — Robert Rinder Copy Share Image
When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street,… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image