The trouble with stand-up is it sort of is you and yet it isn't you and it's incredibly hard not to take everything said about you personally. I would never Google my own name; I don't want to hear people… — Josie Long Copy Share Image
'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed — Josie Long Copy Share
The trouble with stand-up is it sort of is you and yet it isn't you and it's incredibly hard not to take everything said… — Josie Long Copy Share
Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along one path… — Josie Long Copy Share
I thought if I could make people laugh about how awkward I am, it'd make me less awkward. But you also realise how fun… — Josie Long Copy Share
