“One of the finest quotes I ever overheard on the streets of Miami Beach was, 'He fucked me so hard my mother came.” — David Leddick Copy Share Image
“If there isn't any solution, it's not a problem. It's a situation.” — David Leddick Copy Share Image
“There is nothing wrong with being gay. It's like being Swedish. A little different but in no way important.” — David Leddick Copy Share Image
“The trouble with alcohol is that it makes you feel young and look old.” — David Leddick Copy Share Image
“One of the finest quotes I ever overheard on the streets of Miami Beach was, 'He fucked me so hard my mother came.” — David Leddick Copy Share Image
“If you must have a female role model, may I recommend Katherine Hepburn or Angelina Jolie: lots of pants, lots of attitude, no jewelry.” — David Leddick Copy Share Image
“Remember, always moisturize your neck. Someday it may be your face.” — David Leddick Copy Share Image
