“Will you call me first thing tomorrow?” “I must say, if I knew all this creepy stuff was going to elicit this much attention from you, I’d have gotten myself harassed weeks ago.” “Adam, I’m serious.” — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
Jack and Jill ran up the hill, both for a little fun. Jack's plan was deception while Jill sought affection. And Jack wouldn't quit… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
“Will you call me first thing tomorrow?” “I must say, if I knew all this creepy stuff was going to elicit this much attention… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
“My mother grimaces, clearly on to my BS. She’s what you’d call a health fanatic times one hundred, from the raw-ful cuisine she makes… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
My grandmother used to say that there's something truly intimate about sharing food with the people you love." [Stacey] "Intimate? Sharing food? People you… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
“I wonder if I’m going crazy. I think I read somewhere - or was it something I learned in psychology class? - that people… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
“It’s all so confusing.” “Only to you it is. Wes and I tend to see things a whole lot clearer than you do. And,… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
“Hi,” I say, stopping right in front of him. “I missed you today in chemistry.” “I got to school a little late.” “But you… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
“Ever since what happened last fall, my dad has made a feeble though still earnest attempt at safeguarding our place. He’s put stickers on… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
“I’m just really glad to hear that things are going well.” “Wait, you’re not getting ready to hang up on me, are you?” he… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
“In my hefty elf sack, your nightmares now keep. Better think twice before falling asleep - The Nightmare Elf” — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
![“My grandmother used to say that there's something truly intimate about sharing food with the people you love." [Stacey] "Intimate? Sharing food? People you love?" Amber raises an eyebrow. "Um, no offense, Stace, but it sounds like Gram was into food kink.” quote by Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d72/laurie-faria-stolarz-10096_amber_my-grandmother-used-to-say-that-there-s_116763.jpg)
