You could just change your birthday to April 1st, watch everyone write happy birthday on your Facebook wall, and at the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Happy birthday, Nicaragua. I drank a toast in the best rum in the world, Flor de Caña Extra Seco. Mixed with Coke,… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
On facebook I always say happy birthday to all the fake, drama filled snakes I call facebook friends that I still have… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Cryptic messages and abstract statements are littered throughout the music of Happy Birthday, but it hasn't made the band's sun-baked pop-rock any… — Anthony Fantano Copy Share Image
Except giving you a trip to the moon and some other whacky gifts like that, ask for any Birthday gift and I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate today because it marks the end of one and beginning of another joyous year of togetherness spent together. Every second… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've got everything it takes to be successful. This Birthday, make yourself a promise that you will achieve your goals and dreams… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
The sun rose today with a very special charm, the clouds cleared today with a very special intent and the trees are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Happy birthday to me. Twenty-four. Mid-twenties. Yay. I guess I have one year of youth left. At least I can round out… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“Instead of selling other countries weapons, we should sell them candles. Maybe then instead of singing the praises of war, they’d start… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how far you go in life or how much material success you achieve. What is really important is how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most successful marketer becomes part of the lives of their followers. They follow back. They wish happy birthday. They handle problems… — Marsha Collier Copy Share Image
I have to mime at parties when everyone sings Happy Birthday... Mime or mumble and rumble and growl and grunt so deep… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
If I wish on your Birthday that God should give you whatever you ask for, then I wouldn't be a real friend.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ahhhh james!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You're chill and awesome and never change!! oh and hey. Never let a girl ruin our friendship..got it?!?… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
“Sweet sixteen," Hugh said, kissing her affectionately. "Happy birthday, little bear. Your future's all ahead of you." Ursula still harbored the feeling… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
Please accept a hundred hugs, a hundred wishes and a hundred feelings of goodwill as a gift on your Birthday. May you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to my principal yea(: we did balloons with a special message(: yea Katherine Thomas High School students(: YEA I AM… — CLARE Copy Share Image
Birthdays come and go, everyone grows up a year every year, and gifts are opened and thrown. But I want that my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“The guests cheered, and America started a drunken rendition of Happy Birthday. I laughed when the part came to say my name… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
You have another 365 days of your life waiting to give you a roller coaster ride to take you from one destination… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I've never done this before," she confessed. He stopped and rounded them both into dance position. "You're so beautiful tonight, no one… — Charlotte McPherren Copy Share Image
Happy birthday beautiful hope u enjoy this blessing day for u to be d most great full person that I ever knew… — Raheem Nicholas Copy Share Image
The best Birthday wish I can give you today is that you should keep growing younger and younger as years pass by.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday to you. I pray to God that He blesses you today and gives you strength to have positive thoughts and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We wish, hope and pray that you get whatever you wished for all your life? Your college degree, a great life partner,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I wish you all the finest things in life, my dearest friend because a royalty like you deserves the best. Happy Birthday,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've been an angel in everybody's life in some way or the other. And in my life, you've been more than anything… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I began seeing certain things happen in my life and other people's lives and getting inspired by it and writing about it.… — Joyner Lucas Copy Share Image
I wish your birthday is filled with a sunshine of joys, rainbow of smiles and rainfalls of laughter. I also pray that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I did 'Happy Birthday,' I wrote the treatment for the video before I wrote the record. And once I wrote the… — Joyner Lucas Copy Share Image
All the gold, diamonds and other jewels on earth cannot match the shine of love and care that you have bestowed upon… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If a magic genie, from a lamp, offered me three wishes, I'd use one to wish you a happy birthday. So 33… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Twenty-five, he was. Twenty-five tomorrow. Some years the snow had melted for his birthday, but not this year, and so it had… — Jane Smiley Copy Share Image
Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums… — Neil Cavuto Copy Share Image
Today is your day of exceeding limits, acting crazier than your age and asking for more than you can ever get. Do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
