“Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it means I… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, I’m thinking of five different ideas.… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love” — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart” — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“No religion can fully accept another religion, that’s the one belief all religions share” — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
