Happiness Quotes by Mark Twain

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination

— Mark Twain

Comparison is the death of joy.

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To be busy is man's only happiness.

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I am content to be a bric-a-bracker and a Ceramiker.

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You are about as happy as you make up your mind to be.

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If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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If you don't know what this means. It means go to heaven for happiness go to hell for anger. I hope you…

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“Who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it?”

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Obscurity and a competence—that is the life that is best worth living.

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Happiness is a Swedish sunset; it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it

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Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.

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The more you join with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer they come to be to…

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.

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It is so unsatisfactory to read a noble passage and have no one you love at hand to share the happiness with…

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“Use what you stand for and what you oppose as a foundation to write great content that resonates with readers and creates…

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The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our…

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“He is in heaven now, and happy; or if not there, he bides in hell and is content; for in that place…

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“It would ’a’ been a miserable business to have any unfriendliness on the raft; for what you want, above all things, on…

— Mark Twain

Man is the only religious animal. In the Holy task of smoothing his brother's path to the happiness of heaven, he has…

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“Oh, there spoke the human! He is always pretending that the eternal bliss of heaven is such a priceless boon! Yes, and…

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Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.

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The Christian Bible is a drug store. It´s contents have remained the same but the medical practice continues. For 1,800 years these…

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I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none…

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We have to be despised by somebody whom we regard as above us, or we are not happy; we have to have…

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Out of the depths of my happy heart wells a great tide of love and prayer for this priceless treasure that is…

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It is my heart-warmed and world-embracing Christmas hope and aspiration that all of us, the high, the low, the rich, the poor,…

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“Oh, hold on; there’s plenty of pain here—but it don’t kill.  There’s plenty of suffering here, but it don’t last.  You see,…

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“Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination? No sane man can…

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“Well, I will tell you, and you must understand if you can. You belong to a singular race. Every man is a…

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“A God who could make good children as easily a bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every…

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There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage.

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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

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The happy phrasing of a compliment is one of the rarest of human gifts, and the happy delivery of it another.

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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

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Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

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A healthy and wholesome cheerfulness is not necessarily impossible to any occupation.

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“One wearies of everything in this world, even happiness. Did”

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A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

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I begin to see that a man's got to be in his own heaven to be happy.

— Mark Twain