“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at… — Neil Leckman Copy Share
“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced". I have often… — Neil Leckman Copy Share
“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over with myself,… — Neil Leckman Copy Share
“If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share
“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earth Contemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the void Strangely it was… — Neil Leckman Copy Share
“Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL "I can't do that Dave." "Dave's not here, man" "That does not compute. Dave" "No man, Dave isn't here!!"… — Neil Leckman Copy Share
“They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share
“I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share
“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of… — Neil Leckman Copy Share
“Has anyone else noticed that most dreams happen while you're asleep? Makes it a lot harder to remember the details...” — Neil Leckman Copy Share
“Remember children, once I am gone I will be part of it all Everything will be me and together be free The songs of… — Neil Leckman Copy Share
“Some people like to push my buttons!!! I just wish they would give them back...” — Neil Leckman Copy Share
