I'm pretending to be hungover tomorrow so coworkers don't find out I go to bed at 10:30 p.m. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you can't take vacation because you used all your vacation days on hangovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm worried the horrific consequences of reckless blackout drinking portrayed in The Hangover may cause you to steer my bachelor party away… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for complimenting the tan I achieved by passing out hungover on a towel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's enjoy a day that's longer than others for reasons that don't involve having a terrible hangover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember to pretend you're hungover instead of tired from being up since 4 a.m. watching the Royal Wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your ability to ace finals while lethally hungover would make you the perfect candidate for a Wall Street job if there were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you someday be as creative at work as you are with your excuse for not coming into work tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
