Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I'm pretty handy! I do a lot of things around the house, and I actually enjoy it. — Bryan Cranston Copy Share Image
An excuse is the handy explanation we offer when we disappoint other people. — Marshall Goldsmith Copy Share Image
Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food. — Dean McLaughlin Copy Share Image
My father was very much a handy person round the house, and I learnt a lot of carpentry from him. — John Henry Carver Copy Share Image
“I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.” — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Humour is God's special gift to humanity. Handy, because it turns out to be necessary. — Tim Winton Copy Share Image
We're predators; we don't eat meat because it's handy, we eat meat because we have a taste for blood. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I always have a football handy at home, and I'll play with it. Sometimes it'll get on my wife's nerves. But the… — Thierry Henry Copy Share Image
Every time I wake up I have this huge dreadlock in the back, and I don't know why. It's not like I… — Lara Stone Copy Share Image
Smoking wildwood flower got to be a habit, we didn't see no harm. We thought it was kind of handy, to take… — Jim Stafford Copy Share Image
Language is handy, but we humans have social and emotional connections that transcend words and are communicated - and understood - without… — Leonard Mlodinow Copy Share Image
A community where everyone is a ruthless murderer, with handy access to death-dealing devices, is a very polite community. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have these plants in my house that are dying, so having a robot butler to water them when I'm away would… — Cary Fukunaga Copy Share Image
I love fresh citrus and always keep lemons, limes, and oranges on hand; they come in handy for spritzing up quickly grilled… — Emeril Lagasse Copy Share Image
I trained with the FBI in Portland and I also had many conversations with female FBI agents in Los Angeles, as well.… — Connie Nielsen Copy Share Image
History can come in handy. If you were born yesterday, with no knowledge of the past, you might easily accept whatever the… — Howard Zinn Copy Share Image
In my mind, I am extraordinarily handy. But what that means is when I attempt to fix something, there's usually a five-minute… — Matt Lauer Copy Share Image
I am a Prince," he replied, being rather dense. "It is the function of a Prince—value A—to kill monsters—value B—for the purpose… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
When you aren't drinking or using drugs or spending lots of money on fancy toys or basking in the glow of fame… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
The human race has not devised any way of dissolving barriers, getting to know the other chap fast, breaking the ice, that… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
For some Church members the Book of Mormon remains unread. Others use it occasionally as if it were merely a handy book… — Neal A. Maxwell Copy Share Image
Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them. — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“If the women don't find you handsome, at least they'll find you handy,” — Red Green Copy Share Image
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator. — Hugh Allen Copy Share Image
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
“Funny how everyone's got a handy motto for how I should live my life.” — Katie Bayerl Copy Share Image
