Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands and receive it!!! Your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack!! — Madea Copy Share Image
When someone can walk into a room and change your hold mood, that means they have power over you — Madea Copy Share
Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too. — Madea Copy Share
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea'… — Madea Copy Share
What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? — Madea Copy Share
Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them when you get them everyone gonna get got! — Madea Copy Share
