Emma, your granddad’s on the line,” says Artemis, putting her hand over the receiver. “Something about the night bus and he’ll never… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Except...I do. Of course I do. Because as his hands gently cup my waist, I don't make a sound. As he swivels… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I'm never going to believe a Poirot mystery again. Never. All those witnesses going, "Yes, I remember it was 3:06 p.m. exactly,… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I've never felt so bereft and panicky. What do I do without my phone? How do I function? My hand keeps automatically… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
It's a GIRL. It's a little girl, with scrunched-up petal lips and a tuft of dark hair and hands in tiny fits,… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
If your life's at a juncture and you need to think about things, there's nowhere better than home. However old you are. — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony? — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
You fall in and out of love, but when you really love someone...it's forever. — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Men who want to get married propose. You don’t need to read the signs. They propose and that’s the sign.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Oh God. I'm losing it. Everyone knows this is how criminals get caught. They add too many details and trip themselves up.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10,… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Visiting any shop for the first time is exciting. There's always that buzz as you push open the door; that hope; that belief -… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“And the truth is, the country is very cool. It’s absolutely the new town.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Lover? I don't know. I don't know if she loves me. I don't know if I love her. All I can say is, she's… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
