All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Some Poor grad student pressing on the flanks of a hamster and out comes a doctorate on the other side — Robert M. Sapolsky Copy Share Image
Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup-they all die. So do we. — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
A squat cannot be performed on a Smith machine any more than it can be performed in a small closet with a… — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas) — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“Like I said before, kids were okay from a distance, but I didn't think they'd ever replace hamsters.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel. — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
It's fine to be on the hamster wheel, running and running, trying to grab the brass ring or whatever you define as… — Katie Couric Copy Share Image
Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house?… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He was not used to the smell of dragon breath, which is best described as a combination of the stench of burning… — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Girls were nice to me in the same way that they would be nice to a hamster. I fantasized about wild encounters… — Joel Achenbach Copy Share Image
“If you put two pregnant hamsters in the same cage, you know what they'll do? Eat each other. Female hormones are like… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as… — Cristiano Ronaldo Copy Share Image
“Let's teach that loving isn't always loving. Like when you loved the hamster so much that it died. Some adults do that… — Deborah Ainslie Copy Share Image
At school, our classroom had a small rodent zoo consisting of two rabbits, three hamsters, a litter of baby gerbils and a… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
The thing is, we have to let go of all blame, all attacking, all judging, to free our inner selves to attract… — Joe Vitale Copy Share Image
Why shouldn't it be that way for the rest of us? Why not just go with it? Just walk the dog and… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
No matter if you're a man, woman, cat, hamster, you will get lost in Matt Bomer's eyes. I don't know what they… — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
I've lived here ... my whole life. It's where I lost all my baby teeth. Where tiny hamster, gerbil, and bird skeletons… — Jennifer McMahon Copy Share Image
I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
Even as a child I was fascinated by death, not in a spiritual sense, but in an aesthetic one. A hamster or… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Adrenaline kicks you in when you’re starving. That’s what nobody understands. Except for being hungry and cold, most of the time I… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster. — Shane Richie Copy Share Image
I love the hamster but I think if I took him on tour he might die. — Lauren Mayberry Copy Share Image
I always find cardio the most monotonous. Running on a treadmill shows me why hamsters are so crazy. — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
The Hamsters really kick ass - Slim is one of your greatest guitar players — Walter Trout Copy Share Image
If the sun were made of hamsters, the earth would be incinerated. — Michael Schumacher Copy Share Image
The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters. — Joanna Trollope Copy Share Image
“Small animals were running down with the water, tiny rodents that reassembled mutated hamsters.” — Christopher G. Nuttall Copy Share Image
You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue! — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
