Halloween Quotes · Page 7

“For Aaron, looking like a skeleton was very much for life, not just for Halloween”

— Kestral M. Gaian

You'll see everything from gold teeth to hood ornaments. It's almost like Halloween during August.

— David Carson

I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.

— Anonymous

I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes.

— Anonymous

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean.

— Loretta Lynn

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

— Erma Bombeck

Of calling shapes, and beck'ning shadows dire, And airy tongues that syllable men's names.

— John Milton

It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.

— Anonymous

I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really…

— Sarah Silverman

“Nobody wants to be alone. Sure, we fill our lives with people, faces that come and go, we love a lot only…

— Aaron Dries

I remember arguing with my dad to let me dress up to go to a Halloween party in seventh grade, but I…

— Genndy Tartakovsky

She comes by night, in fearsome flight, in garments black as pitch, the queen of doom upon her broom, the wild and…

— Jack Prelutsky

I hate Halloween because it causes division among well-meaning Christians. This is one of those issues that generates a lot of heat…

— Anonymous

“Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallow's Eve…

— Solange nicole

On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any candy until she checks it?…

— Derrick Rose

“She shoved her to the dirty floor and pressed an open palm against her shoulder to hold her down while her rage…

— Amber Newberry

“New Rule: Designers of women's Halloween costumes must admit that they're not even trying. They just choose a random profession, like nurse…

— Bill Maher

If I were to remake a movie, I'd love to remake Halloween 3 Season of the Witch because even though it's a…

— Bryan Fuller

“Every small town has at least one house the children whisper about; the type of house that has always been abandoned; where…

— The Blood Brothers

The bus roared through Indiana cornfields that night; the moon illuminated the ghostly gathered husks; it was almost Halloween. I made the…

— Jack Kerouac

If you give a writer a pile of blank paper and say you can write anything you like on any subject you…

— Neil Gaiman

New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween,…

— Bill Maher

“The Reaper's Harvest by Stewart Stafford Vast underworld gates open on Samhain night, The grail Sun winters there, in paling sight. Unquiet…

— Stewart Stafford

“Hey!” “What is it, Eggers?” Dad walks out of the kitchen in his windbreaker and running shorts and looks up the stairs.…

— Francesca Zappia

I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day.

— Anonymous

Halloween, just another day people pretend to be somebody they're not.

— Bernajoy Vaal

I'm a really big fan of all things macabre in general; Halloween happens to be my favorite holiday.

— Dove Cameron

I've been invited to a Halloween party tonight in America. To scare all the Yanks, I'm going as low-fat food!

— Anonymous

I picked out my Halloween costume. I’m going as 'Slutty Madeleine Albright.'

— Conan O'Brien

I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't like Valentine's Day and New Year's and Halloween.

— Thomas Middleditch

My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.

— Anonymous

Dark, dark! The horror of darkness, like a shroud, wraps me and bears me on through mist and cloud.

— Sophocles

I didn't have to wear a mask on Halloween to scare people, so I didn't need one to cover my face on…

— Tommy McDonald

You would think that Halloweens tomorrow because of their attempt to scare the American public.

— Jim Sensenbrenner

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

— Craig Ferguson

Oh Lestat, you deserved everything that's ever happened to you. You better not die. You might actually go to hell.

— Anne Rice

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular.

— Amity Shlaes

Rudy has always been a scary character, so there's a place for him on Halloween.

— Ron Kuby

“I rolled my eyes. "I'm sure I'll hold out until Halloween." "That's already passed." "Exactly," I muttered”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

Don't Look Under Your Bed on Halloween Eve. I'm just saying. . . .

— Rick Sutter