If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't give any kinda fruit away this Halloween trick or treaters don't want that shit. Sincerely, kids — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm Gentleman Death in silk and lace, come to put out the candles. The canker in the heart of the rose. — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
With Halloween on a Monday this year, that gives people a chance to have parties on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. — Suzanne Smith Copy Share Image
Like at Halloween: I knew I'd arrived when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character. — Jane Badler Copy Share Image
I hear from many a man around Halloween that's dressed up as Mama for Halloween. It's a great costume. — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
“But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend. Because there are somethings you can't go through in life and become… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
A new study shows that kids who eat a lot of candy are more likely to be arrested for violent behavior as… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I went to a party at the Playboy Mansion once. For a Halloween Party. And everyone wasn't in costume, or if they… — January Jones Copy Share Image
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party. — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
“The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. October Dreams: A… — Paula Curan Copy Share Image
“Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
I write back to every fan who writes me, which is kind of a full-time job in some regards 'cause I don't… — Adam Green Copy Share Image
When I was in the 9th grade, on Halloween night, when you're supposed to go and out and burn your city, my… — Troy Garity Copy Share Image
I like being scared. I like watching horror movies with my fianc� as opposed to being on my own. My favourite horror… — Emilie De Ravin Copy Share Image
My favorite time of year is October, Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I know that watching horror movies was such a… — Matthew Gray Gubler Copy Share Image
I walk up and down the rows. The heads look like rubber halloween masks. They also look like human heads, but my… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
When I came off the Halloween movies, they were very stressful movies to make. That had been four very stressful years. I'm… — Rob Zombie Copy Share Image
Stars, hide your fires; Let not light see my black and deep desires. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
For Halloween I'm gonna be emotionally stable. No one's gonna know it's me. — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
I really liked 'Nightmare on Elm Street,' 'Halloween,' and 'Scream.' — Samara Weaving Copy Share Image
Who wants to go trick or treating with me ;) lol sexi outfits for us both hahha — Nikki Marie Copy Share Image
The last few weeks we had been playing poorly, but hopefully we can ride this all the way through Halloween. — Marcus Giles Copy Share Image
We've got a major scandal with Clinton. Plus, Halloweens on a Saturday this year. — C. Sue Carter Copy Share Image
Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park… — Nick Gordon Copy Share Image
I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This ain't Halloween." he said. "What's that mean?" "Means I ain't sharin' my candy.” — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
'The Shining,' 'A Nightmare on Elm Street,' 'Halloween.' Those are the greats. — Maika Monroe Copy Share Image
Its almost halloween... there already treating your hoe like a pumpkin just to smash her!!! — Patrick Thomas Copy Share Image
Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way. — John Kendrick Bangs Copy Share Image