Halloween.(: Late but ehh. This is the strongest girl I know. (: ~Family — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's November already. It feels like Halloween was just yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Person: So what are you going to be for Halloween? You: Well I was wondering if I could borrow the mask youre… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Miley Cyrus for somehow making all Halloween costumes prior to 2013 look shockingly unslutty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want to scare every guy you know this Halloween? Dress as a replacement ref. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now that Halloween is over, it's Christmas all the way...Its November so time to get your Decorations and lights up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = Sex . Birthday = All Of The Above. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just go as a whore for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't give any kinda fruit away this Halloween trick or treaters don't want that shit. Sincerely, kids — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't get it. If you're supposed to dress as something you're not on Halloween, then why do most girls still dress… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is the most beautiful time of the year... not for witches though. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like every Halloween a couple girls try to outwhore the costume they had the year before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Halloween, bonfires, making s'mores, wearing moccasins, drinking hot cocoa and cuddling. Happy October. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I asked my boyfriend if he already knows what he's going to be for Halloween. He replied: "Single." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is just like any other day, a bunch of people running around pretending to be someone their not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're out driving tonight please put away your phone and watch out for the children! Happy Halloween! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is a day, people try to be something they wish they could be, but in actual fact they are not — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy halloween every body dont have your kids out to late school next day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ok some of yall should change costumes, cause fake is played out already. Happy Halloween! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Halloween be scarier than what's actually going on with our country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
