I'm receiving peer pressure from my coworkers to watch Two and a Half Men. Looks like its time to find a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to live in a world where Law & Order can be cancelled but Two and a Half Men can't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MYSTERY SOLVED: now we know who the 'half a man' is in 'Two and a Half Men."...HINT: it's not the kid!!!! — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
Jake from 'Two and a Half Men' means nothing. He is a non-existent character. — Angus T. Jones Copy Share Image
In this world, who can do a thing, will not; And who would do it, cannot, I perceive: Yet the will's somewhat… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Two and a Half Men became a big hit, but for some reason I didn't get recognized much. Then somehow the show… — Jon Cryer Copy Share Image
I've only done four or five episodes of 'Two and a Half Men,' and its amazing how many people recognize me for… — Joel Murray Copy Share Image
Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I'm on Two and a Half… — Angus T. Jones Copy Share Image
It’s called Two and a Half Men,” Dermot was telling his guest. “I understand,” Bellenos said. “Because the two brothers are grown,… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
