Who knew, that a man with 24 inch pythons would have half inch testicles! — The Rock Copy Share Image
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide. — Larry David Copy Share Image
The loveliest face in all the world will not please you if you see it suddenly eye to eye, at a distance… — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image