We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . there’s no way to tell what’s causing their attitude. - Mike — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
My hair is so scary that if you saw it walking down the street, you'd cross to the other side. This humidity is not helping. It's just an excuse for my hair to let its frizz flag fly. — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings .… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
She's not going to let go until she sees for herself that there's nothing left to hold on to. — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
Derek’s like, “So . . . what do you want to do first?” “I don’t know.” “Feel like ice cream?” “It’s, like, three degrees… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
Thats all I need. To find a soul mate to share my life with. To have a love so epic it will never die. — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
“That's the thing about being hooked on a girl. You see what else is going on around you. You notice other girls. But it… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
“Do you like Rhiannon more than me?" ... They're two completely different concepts. When a girl asks you a question like that, there's no… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
I can’t tell how much of our connection is because of the things we still have in common or the one thing that bonds… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
Because my life isn't going to wait around while I figure out how to make it work. — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
“I've come full circle after a long journey, even though I’ve only been at sleep-away camp for two months. But this is such a… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
