“Tommy, why did they put Maldon Surrey on the telegram?" "Because Maldon is in Surrey, idiot.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
My family is the treasure. I thank them heartily but I can't say this seeing them face to face since I'm too… — Daesung Copy Share Image
Girls are forever, boys are whatever. when worst comes to worst, my girls come first:) — Im_a_bad_bish Copy Share Image
This is for you MAYMA it took me 20 minutes to fucking do this proves that I am real :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a pretty happy camper. Look a little more like Paul Newman, maybe. Haha. — John Warnock Copy Share Image
People keep telling me that the right person will come along... Honestly I think mine got hit by a truck — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Actively hating your newfound popularity with a fiery passion can really take a lot out off you” — Jennifer Lynn barnes Copy Share Image
Kids are great in that they keep you on your toes. They're like a puzzle... in a blender, haha. You have to… — Raheem Jarbo Copy Share Image
And hey, it's okay to laugh at yourself sometimes, I do dumb things all the time (haha). But when it get's too… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
“Nick couldn't resist teasing Ash. 'So does this make you visibly challenged?' 'No.' Ash said, putting his I.D back into his pocket,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I make make music in my own time, messing around with beats and riffs I write. Always practicing performing in my room… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?" "Funny haha or funny strange?" James handed them back to me "Funny 'occult'" "Ah. Funny strange"… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Black people beating whites when a thug got shot holding a gun by a black officer haha (expletive) cracks me up! Keep… — Steve Clevenger Copy Share Image
I tried to write backwards so I could take a picture of it and the word not be backwards in the picture… — Cassandra Crosby Copy Share Image
Good! Hang in there! It's normal! [Low self-esteem] Often it's a sign of intelligence (but don't let that go to your head… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
“Well, what's she hooked on?" "I'm not hooked on drugs, Erma." "Dick," Anakin says, surprising both of us. Erma cackles like that's… — Rory Miles Copy Share Image
“The careful, embroidered stitches delineated a coil of some sort. It looked rather like a halved snail shell, but the interior was… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
“Well, I just thought you were really fucking bad at dirty talk and I was trying to spare your feelings," he grunted.… — Caroline Peckham Copy Share Image
Jack and Jill went up the hill and did it in the water Jack slipped His condom ripped and they ended up… — Broken Soul Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, my friends and I would drive out into the country to abandoned houses and structures... haha...… — Keegan Allen Copy Share Image
I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like "Bottled… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Well done, brother," Nick said. "If only the ton knew that you have such an inflated sense of familial obligation... your reputation… — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
First of all, "no self" doesn't mean there is no self, haha. So the "no problem" is jumped at a little too… — Robert Thurman Copy Share Image
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