It's a form of mental and verbal gymnastics, and one of the things that appeals to me most about commenting on darts is that no one knows exactly what I'm going to come out with next - and neither do… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit! — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
I'm a postmodern commentator, and so, in a cheeky parallel to James Joyce or James Kelman, I get to places, verbally, that are a… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour, mixing with… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image