Guys Seen Quotes by Rich Fulcher

When I just want to be free, I'll wear the Banderas outfit and the mask and touch myself. On the chest. Only on the…

— Rich Fulcher

I went right to Chicago to do improv [after law school], but I wish I had gone, "Let me just bypass this law thing."…

— Rich Fulcher

When I was little, my dad was in the Air Force. He introduced me to Neil Armstrong, and Neil Armstrong signed my moon book.…

— Rich Fulcher

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the…

— Rich Fulcher

Sometimes I'd go [in British accent] "Uhh, brilliant! Absolutely brilliant, thank you. Wonderful. Cheers!" I do say "cheers" automatically," from living over there. I…

— Rich Fulcher

Me and a friend literally had the idea for Wedding Crashers and pitched it, and it was already a script. They go, "That's funny!…

— Rich Fulcher

When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him.

— Rich Fulcher

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

— Rich Fulcher

I think more about clicking the teeth, because I have to line them up just exactly right, and then I slam them down so…

— Rich Fulcher

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

— Rich Fulcher

It was in D.C., and I couldn't believe how they were just three guys, but they sounded like six guys. It was amazing. I…

— Rich Fulcher

I say "cheers" to everything.

— Rich Fulcher

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering…

— Rich Fulcher

I'm not one of those Star Wars guys that has seen [my favorite movie] 97 times.

— Rich Fulcher

I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in…

— Rich Fulcher