There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you? — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends,… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'? — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
It's very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less -- even a vague pathetic… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day,… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first.… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
