Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Kiss. Gene Simmons, he's all into marketing and branding. You name it, there's some type of product… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
As far as "uncut" I think we all know that you guys cut up the special. Originally it was going to be… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I just know you can not be on top forever. There's always going to be the next guy, and if I'm going… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I've already produced one hour specials for other comedians and I have a TV show called Stand Up Revolution where I showcase… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
There's been a lot of guys that come out of Texas who have made it really big. So it's not a geographic… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share
