A guy in an SUV tried to kill me.” “That’s strange.” “Why?” “Because the guy I hired doesn’t drive an SUV.” “That… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
She still wasn't convinced. "So, if you were a guy, would you be into me?" "Hon, if I were a guy, I'd… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
This guy in high school tried to run me over with his dad’s SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.”… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert where your remains lay… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I've been thinking," Brooklyn said as I gawked at the god sitting next to me, "if you get all lovey-dovey and decide… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share
“We should date." I laughed, curled him into my arms, and kissed the soft spot underneath his earlobe. "You're going to have to go… — Darynda Jones Copy Share
