It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
A gun is like breath to a drowning man--it has to be drawn in haste. — James M. Cain Copy Share Image
In Houston everyone owns guns and uses 'em - sometimes just for the hell of it. — Shelley Duvall Copy Share Image
Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance. — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
No nation can be really great that is held together by Gatling guns, and no true loyalty can be induced and kept… — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
We in Europe ... do not consider the freedom to buy weapons a human right. — Gisela Kallenbach Copy Share Image
She wants to learn how to handle a gun. Well, I want George Clooney naked in my bed, but I haven't attempted… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
The silence of a room when someone enters with a gun is very different from the sound that room makes when empty. — Bennett Miller Copy Share Image
If those states which did not have right-to-carry concealed gun provisions had adopted them in 1992, approximately 1,570 murders; 4,177 rapes; and… — John R. Lott Jr Copy Share Image
We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Rome remained free for four hundred years and Sparta eight hundred, although their citizens were armed all that time; but many other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The real shame about the ending of the Guns N' Roses when I got kicked out wasn't just that I got kicked… — Steven Adler Copy Share Image
A priest in New York City was arrested on gun possession. These days, you better be happy that the bulge in his… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Anything that's different from your own realm of experience as a human being, whether it's driving a car or a boat, or… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
Secret Service agents detained an Iowa man with a gun who happened to be walking in a Des Moines park where President… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
The Republican convention, an event with the intellectual content of a Guns'n'Roses lyric attended by every ofay insurance brokerin America who owns… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
That's what Donald Trump said when he starts talking about, "The Second Amendment people might have..." "You're not taking my guns. No… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My positions on gun safety have remained consistent over the years, and have been on my website for years. Whether I'm in… — Brad Sherman Copy Share Image
I tend to agree with my husband, that to continue the conversation about something that is an important topic, particularly now, which… — Katey Sagal Copy Share Image
Gun control and the specifics of it, like immigration, it's not really about the substance when it comes to RINO Republicans supporting… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There are so many causes. Gun control, climate change, deforestation, animal welfare, human welfare, education. Working on the big issues is noble… — Moby Copy Share Image
Never Forget, even for an instant, that the one and only reason anybody has for taking your gun away is to make… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
The U.S. has more guns per capita and supplies more guns to the world than any other country. What would be a… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
The rules have changed. True power is held by the person who possesses the largest bookshelf, not gun cabinet or wallet. — Anthony J. D'Angelo Copy Share Image
Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story. — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned. — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
My squad is my family, my gun is my provider, and protector, and my rule is to kill or be killed. — Ishmael Beah Copy Share Image
I thought that words and books and pens were more powerful than guns. — Malala Yousafzai Copy Share Image
But hopes are shy birds flying at a great distance, seldom reached by the best of guns. — John James Audubon Copy Share Image
The gun violence epidemic is out of control and it's a crisis that is too glaring to ignore. — Ritchie Torres Copy Share Image
If you honestly believe that," said Thorne, stowing the gun again, "then you really don't recognize true value when you see it. — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party. — Mao Zedong Copy Share Image
In the final analysis, photography... is ever a hireling, ever the hired gun. — Abigail Solomon-Godeau Copy Share Image
A free people ought not only to be armed, but disciplined; to which end a uniform and well-digested plan is requisite — George Washington Copy Share Image
If some thug breaks into my home I can use my roundhouse kick, but I prefer he look down the barrel of… — Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn't kill anybody! — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
If you watch some movies, it would appear that India has free gun license like the U.S. — Victor Banerjee Copy Share Image
These are Gerald Celente's three Gs: gold, guns and a getaway plan. — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
