Guarantee Quotes by Stephen Evans

Death is the welcome cessation of idiocy.

— Stephen Evans

There is only one dream I can guarentee...my death.

— Stephen Evans

I know all human beings will be successful. How do I know? They all die.

— Stephen Evans

“Memory is imagination in reverse.”

— Stephen Evans

What is the value of your existence?

— Stephen Evans

Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.

— Stephen Evans

There is only one dream I can guarantee... my death.

— Stephen Evans

“Do you know the definition of insanity?" Sharon asked. "Yes," said Lena. "It starts with an L.”

— Stephen Evans

I'd rather be dead than dying.

— Stephen Evans

God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has…

— Stephen Evans

Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours.

— Stephen Evans

I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living.

— Stephen Evans