I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.… — Latest Copy Share Image
I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal. —Groucho Marx” — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The thing that made Groucho special was the way he used his body parts. He also had a wicked tongue. People didn't… — Sidney Sheldon Copy Share Image
Groucho Marx, in his later days, gave me the best review I've ever had and probably will ever have. I changed a… — Elliott Gould Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. I never forget a face, but in… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Groucho Marx continued to alternately call Margaret Dumont “a great lady” and to denigrate her in interviews. But he seemed, at the… — Eve Golden Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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