I've learned to look like I'm listening to long confusing plots of cartoons and comic books when I'm actually sound asleep or making grocery shopping lists in my head. — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good mother. But she had to do the laundry and clean the house and do the grocery shopping. — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
We only work four days a week, we only work three weeks out of the month, and we get four months off for the… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
I have always believed that when you're feeling sorry for yourself, the best thing to do is help someone else. — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home. — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
Having and raising children is doing something with your life! ... And I have to say that having your kids is one of the… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
I've found that people feel very free to say insulting things, not about me personally, but about the things I believe. It's sad, because… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
I think there's a difference when you make fun of yourself and your own behavior, and when you dishonor or disrespect Christ. If you're… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
You see people all the time who are on hit shows and then you never hear from them again. — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
I just have always felt that I think we know that it's an ensemble show, and it's very hard to pick a show to… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
