Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then after you toss them, swat him with a frying pan. You gotta get you a good balanced weight, toss and swat, toss and… — Madea Copy Share Image
When someone can walk into a room and change your hold mood, that means they have power over you — Madea Copy Share
Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too. — Madea Copy Share
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea'… — Madea Copy Share
What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? — Madea Copy Share
Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them when you get them everyone gonna get got! — Madea Copy Share
