Grenade Quotes · Page 2

Nearly' only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades.

— Neil Gaiman

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

— US Marine Corps

I'd gladly take a grenade, if it meant saving Newark.

— Cory Booker

“Oh, a grenade. But where is the bamboo bazooka?”

— Cristin Harber

I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay?

— John Green

“I see the way you tote your small dog like a bedazzled hand grenade.”

— Dina Del Bucchia

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

— Anonymous

I'm a grenade, I just want to stay away from people and read books, and think...

— John Green

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone.

— The Situation

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

— Brendan Behan

“She picked up a handheld grenade launcher, cradling it like a baby.”

— Kimberly Derting

If I didn't have writing, I'd be running down the street hurling grenades in people's faces.

— Paul Fussell

I was fat! I was pustule-rich! I looked like a pink human grenade! When did I blossom into the irresistible little orchid…

— Dylan Moran

A slumpbuster is when you have to take one for the team. It's finding the biggest, nastiest, fattest broad, and you put…

— Mark Grace

“I’m like a grenade, Mom. I’m a grenade and at some point I’m going to blow up and I would like to…

— John Green

“Throw a hand grenade into a German pillbox and they come out with hands reaching for the sky and shouting “Kamerad!” Throw…

— Holland M. Smith

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into…

— Stephen Bayley

I was watching TV and saw people with masks, weapons, and grenades. I thought, Is that really possible? Could we be here…

— Nadine Labaki

“I'm like. Like. I'm like a grenade, Mom. I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I…

— John Green

Let us drive away those cruel, greedy oppressors, governments, and the new ones, having just laid aside grenades and rifles, will be…

— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John)…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I do have fantasies of buying a helicopter and a lot of machine guns, but I don't know if I can do…

— Debbie Harry

This story never really had a point. It’s just a lull - a skip in the record. We are addresses in ghost…

— Pete Wentz

This is it. It's for all the marbles. I'm sitting in the house loading up the pump, I'm loading up the Uzis,…

— Kevin Garnett

“Some people would jump at the opportunity to wield such power," Heather told her. "Some people would juggle hand grenades as a…

— Mackey Chandler

James Baldwin had an unrivaled understanding of politics and history and, above all, the human condition. His prose is laser sharp. His…

— Raoul Peck

Alternatively you can twist the cylinder round twice clockwise; that turns it into a hand grenade. Five-second fuse. I tested it on…

— Anthony Horowitz

I have a smoke grenade in my room," I said. "What?" Megan asked. "How?" "I grew up working at a munitions plant,"…

— Brandon Sanderson

There!" Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. "A prophecy. You can add it to your books, engrave it on…

— Rick Riordan

In any case, the bayonet isn't as important as it used to be. It's more usual now to go into the attack…

— Erich Maria Remarque

What I want to do is make films that astonish people, that astound people, and I hope you want to do that…

— Terry Gilliam

The Buggers have finally, finally learned that we humans value each and every individual human life... But they've learned this lesson just…

— Orson Scott Card

But now, for the first time, I see you are a man like me. I thought of your hand-grenades, of your bayonet,…

— Erich Maria Remarque

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

— Jersey Shore

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies room by herself.

— The Situation

That Shay was in possesion of hand grenades was a comforting thought showed what kind of night this had become.

— Scott Westerfeld

Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades.

— Frank Robinson

Grudges are like hand grenades: it is wise to release them before they destroy you.

— Barbara Johnson

Life is like a box of Hand grenades,You never know what will blow you to kingdom come

— Mario Puzo

“Magic is like pulling the pin on a grenade and then sutffing it down your pants to see what happens.”

— Greg Van Eekhout