“My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, I’m thinking of five different ideas. My greatest weakness however is an unfocused mind. This is because while I’m supposed to be… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it means I… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, I’m thinking of five different ideas.… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love” — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart” — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“No religion can fully accept another religion, that’s the one belief all religions share” — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
