“Suzanne was kind of slutty, and it was good for every hot woman to have a slutty best friend because being able to judge your friends is one of the greatest gifts of friendship.” — Alexandra Brenton Copy Share Image
“Alan shuddered, emptying a river of balmy man juice into her moistened love canal.” — Alexandra Brenton Copy Share Image
“Come on, Marianna! Women are like Priuses—although we can go for miles and miles without it, sometimes we still need to get filled up!” — Alexandra Brenton Copy Share Image
“Suzanne was kind of slutty, and it was good for every hot woman to have a slutty best friend because being able to judge… — Alexandra Brenton Copy Share Image
“With the sun rising on the distant sea horizon, she could almost forget the braying of the donkeys.” — Alexandra Brenton Copy Share Image
