The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
It's tough having the last name 'Rickles.' Luckily, my kids handled it great. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
My wife is great. She always goes to the bank to see if the check has cleared. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Diana Krall I met in, I think it was Canada. She's a lovely lady. Her husband, Elvis Costello, is a great star. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I have a wonderful road manager, and he travels with me. And my valet and friend travels with me. My little entourage… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Sinatra had a lot of mood swings, but he was wonderful to my wife Barbara and to me. He made no bones… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I can get an audience screaming in Las Vegas and say, 'Barbara, that was a great show,' and she'll say, 'Would you… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun… — Don Rickles Copy Share
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. — Don Rickles Copy Share
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. — Don Rickles Copy Share
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few… — Don Rickles Copy Share
To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always… — Don Rickles Copy Share
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and… — Don Rickles Copy Share
I don't get into politics. I know [Donald] Trump, but I don't follow that. That's just an aside for him when he has nothing… — Don Rickles Copy Share
I was always the guy who made jokes and ribbed people at parties. After I went to the American Academy of Dramatic Arts I… — Don Rickles Copy Share
When I walk down the street in New York, I swear to God, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will… — Don Rickles Copy Share
