“If it had been great sex I doubt I'd remember he tooted between thrusts.” — Laura Castoro Copy Share Image
“S then, every family reunion is bolstered by food, lots and lots of it.” — Laura Castoro Copy Share Image
“I'll take my chances. It has you." And when a great man says something smart like that a smart woman just shuts up.” — Laura Castoro Copy Share Image
“Celebrity Retrieval? I've never heard of them." "They're a kind of private Blackwater.” — Laura Castoro Copy Share Image
“If it had been great sex I doubt I'd remember he tooted between thrusts.” — Laura Castoro Copy Share Image
“I look at the check once more and then fold and tuck it into my bra. It's not every day a girl gets to… — Laura Castoro Copy Share Image
“Life is about the decisions we make to live passionately or passively. Where's your passion?” — Laura Castoro Copy Share Image
