American culture has a lot of great moustaches in its history. Mark Twain had a great moustache, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Turpin ... but Zappa, he's got the best moustache in American history. Got the moustache, right, and he's got that… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“A decent moustache can intimidate a man, while a great moustache can frighten an army.” — Anya Wylde Copy Share Image