Show me a man with a great golf game, and I’ll show you a man who has been neglecting something. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you're putting well. When you're putting… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways. A great golf course… — Tom Watson Copy Share Image
It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle.… — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf… — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind,… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
I am a fanatic when it comes to the game, so I need to know there is a golf course not far… — Viv Richards Copy Share Image
I expect myself to do well. I'm not, like, 'Oh, well.' I'm not in that category just yet. I don't play great… — Fred Couples Copy Share Image
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get… — Jerry Pate Copy Share Image
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
