“It's great to be alive, isn't it? Especially when you consider the alternative.” — Jonathan Ross Copy Share Image
Look at Abi Titmuss. This year she's been tied to more bed posts than David Blunkett's guide dog. — Jonathan Ross Copy Share
Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of. Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation.… — Jonathan Ross Copy Share
“It's great to be alive, isn't it? Especially when you consider the alternative.” — Jonathan Ross Copy Share
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how many people remember you when you die. — Jonathan Ross Copy Share
