“Hey police? I just saw the world's oldest, slowest kid climbing into Pleasantview Cemetery. Looked like he was dying to get in. Yeah, looked like a grave matter to me. Kidding? Oh no, I'm in dead earnest. Maybe you ought… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
This is a very grave matter, punishable by...well, I do not exactly know what, but something rather severe, I should imagine. — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
