“Burn fake-smiled back. "This holiday is already a mockery. Its very purpose it to express gratitude for the harvest. Well, excuse me, sir, if I don't express my gratitude as my father was incinerated in the World Trade Center and… — Michael Hassan Copy Share Image
“Jamie asks the twins whether they know "It's Getting Hot In Here," and they are singing it together, knowing all the lyrics, but not… — Michael Hassan Copy Share Image
“He reached across the table and I knew, I totally knew that if he saw my cards, the damage would be irreparable. So, stoned… — Michael Hassan Copy Share Image
“Burn fake-smiled back. "This holiday is already a mockery. Its very purpose it to express gratitude for the harvest. Well, excuse me, sir, if… — Michael Hassan Copy Share Image
“And I responded, "Did you remind her that he tried to kill me when I wouldn't help him try to burn down McAllister?" "Yeah,… — Michael Hassan Copy Share Image
“No. I do not fucking play soccer. Do you think I'd be this fat if I played fucking soccer?” — Michael Hassan Copy Share Image
