How do you know someone is a grandparent? They've got milk stains on every shirt from burping babies. Their pants are worn… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
It's sad that grandkids show up at the end of obituaries, way behind the list of work place achievements, social clubs and… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to censor books. When I read 'Peter Rabbit,' I skip the part about Peter's father ending up in one… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
“Wouldn't it be great if health-care plans included a list of Buddhist monks among the network providers?” — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
'Star Trek' never grabbed me. Every time I hear about Klingons, I think of those little lint balls that stick to your clothes in… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Choas will come, calm will follow, and then it will start up all over again. The secret is to savor the ride. — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Writer's block.. when one curses the blinking cursor on the blank page. — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
...there were two kinds of women: those who wear nail polish and those who don't. Which do you prefer?... — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
“My life used to be like that game of freeze tag we played as kids. Once tagged, you had to freeze in the situation… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
My daughter had carried within her a story that kept hurting her: Her dad abandoned her. She started telling herself a new story. Her… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
