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Grammar Quotes by Anonymous

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Anonymous jokes that we wish red spell‑check squiggles would appear when people talk, so we could catch mistakes instantly. He complains that autocorrect keeps changing his curse words and that adding “and shit” makes a sentence sound cooler. He also notes that many people now blog or text without punctuation, turning grammar into a rare skill.

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Before. b-e-f-o-r-e, not B4. We speak English. Not bingo.

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When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.

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I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.

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Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find?

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Grammar, he saw, was agreement, community, consensus.

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B-e-f-o-r-e . Not B4 , we speak English not bingo.

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Learn to spell kids, auto correct isnt always write!

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I could never fall in love with someone with bad grammar.

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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...

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THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not f*cking rocket science.

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Someday's I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldn't bother me so much.

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Saying, 'Shut up no one likes you!' when someone corrects you.

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When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.

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I don't have a comeback so I'm just going to correct your grammar and spelling.

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Grammar: The main difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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Adding 'and shit' to the end of any sentence makes it sound cooler and shit…

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People who cannot distinguish between good and bad language, or who regard the distinction as unimportant, are unlikely to think carefully about…

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I hate you but you were always there for me to not make me look ridiculous. I appreciate what you did for…

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So alarming watching a movie based on a book, and realizing I had been mispronouncing a main characters names wrong in my…

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Nothing better than a reality show where everyone's speaking English yet they still need subtitles to be understood.

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Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a…

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This was bad grammar of course, but that is how beavers talk when they are excited; I mean, in Narnia--in our world…

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Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having a great time, wish you were her.'

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People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that.…

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[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks…

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Leo Crowley, Harry [Truman]'s Foreign Economic Administrator, tells Congressmen the theory...: 'If you create good governments in foreign countries, automatically you will…

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“A schoolchild should be taught grammar--for the same reason that a medical student should study anatomy. Having learned about the exciting mysteries…

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Women tend to break the network of friends they make, but it is a habit that men have learned. It is an…

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We got through all of Genesis and part of Exodus before I left. One of the main things I was taught from…

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When I hear the hypercritical quarreling about grammar and style, the position of the particles, etc., etc., stretching or contracting every speaker…

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A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with.

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I am the King of Rome, and above grammar

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Admit it: You can't spell subtext without buttsex.

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If you're going to talk shit at least spell correctly.

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Proper grammar is attractive.

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Autocorrect ain't nothing to duck with.

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Dear Auto-Correct. Go to he'll.

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...it was like an examination paper that asks grammar, when what you want to be asked is Kings of England.

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It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated.

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A philosopher once said, 'Half of good philosophy is good grammar.'

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